I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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