My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
