But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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