you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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