i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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