I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Randomize