Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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