you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Randomize
