The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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