: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Randomize
