Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
