why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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