i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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