Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize