Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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