got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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