Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
