Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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