I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
