lets start a swedish sibling band together
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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