but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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