Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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