OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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