Fine. I'll sleep in my office
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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