I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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