marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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