quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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