i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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