So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
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BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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