We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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