Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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