Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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