Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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