S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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