Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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