i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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