I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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