Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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