There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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