So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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