How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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