Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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