i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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