one two three fourrrrnication!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I still have a little drunk in my system
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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