please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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