he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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