can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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