is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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