And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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