i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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