lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
