do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Randomize
