He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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