I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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