somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
operation have a gay friend backfired
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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