Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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