So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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