shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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